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your current filter.What indeed? :P
Of course!
And naturally, I ponified it XD
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your current filter.Sounds like the same investment, except you can make this one happy.
Same, to be honest. I hate cleaning. The best purchase I ever made was a robot vacuum :D
It’s a joke from “Family Guy”, just the other way around.
…I don’t speak beebida boobida. wat?
But that’s the joke. I was thinking of the absolute worst case scenario, but is this what you were thinking of? Or is this not broken enough?
>“Hello. I’d like to enquire about your cleaning services.”
<“Well, we’ve-a gotta da most beautiful services in the world and we no wanna keep you waiting!”
>“Glad to hear it! I just moved here and I need a housekeeper.”
<“I’ll make-a you an offer you can’t-a refuse-a.”
>“Well, that’s not suspicious at all…”
<“A! A! O! A! O! O! A!”
^“‘Ey! Shut uppa with the noise-a!”
<“You shut uppa with-a the shut uppa!”
That’s not at all what broken English is. That wasn’t even English at all.
So perhaps like this? Or would it be closer to English?
>“Excuse me. I’d like to inquire about your cleaning services.”
<“Uhh… scuzi! Bappida boopie?”
>“What?”
^“Akaname, cosa fai?”
<“Io parlo inglese.”
<“Bappida boopie? Beebida boobida babbida babbida!”
^“Non puoi parlare inglese solo perché stampa un biglietto da visita.”
<“Boopichie bappa! Boopa bappa boopa bappa beepie bappa!”
>(Hangs up)
You’d get broken English XD
So if I call the number on the back of this business card, would I get someone who speaks in English or someone who speaks like this? (Again, no offense, it’s a joke.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t30JzS0LHpk&t=10s
Then that may explain how she succeeds in making a business card, but not speaking, but I still say the tongue might have an impact. Though if either Italian or Japanese is her native language, I’d imagine both being easier to speak with that giant tongue of hers.
Hello there! Is it me you’re looking for?~
@Badumsquish
Since I can’t see her tongue in this image, I don’t know if I can make a judgment call on its length. However, I have seen at least one image of another pony with an unusually lengthy tongue. I wonder if he’s related.
She had help making the ad :D
@Background Pony #F813
It’s not her native language. Naturally though, she slurs some words and struggles with some pronunciations. Their species doesn’t talk a whole lot anyways since they use their tongue as a limb. It’s a big part of why they lick first and ask questions later: they figure you’ll understand what they want and what they’re doing, and they don’t care about getting permission anyways >:D
Maybe she only speaks broken English because her tongue could be used to scale the chimney of a three-story building. It’s pretty hard to say “She sells sea shells by the seashore” without that getting in the way.
Does she know what “tongue-in-cheek” means? Could her understanding of the term be why she has “Definitely not suspicious at all” at the end of her list there?
Also, her English can’t be all that bad, as her motto is worded “We laugh in the face of dirt,” and not “We laugh at the dirty face.”
This one works alone. Most of them just try to get into place undetected, she had the wherewithal realize she could charge people for “cleaning services” instead XD