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I’m imagining this poor hapless hedge wizard being followed around by an angrier untitled goose game goose.
…That’s a freaking brilliant character concept for 5e.
Pact of the chain, goose… with just a bit too scary stats & some magic. Is it a demon bound in flesh… or worse, a REAL GOOSE THAT STOPPED PRETENDING TO BE NICE?! AHHHHH~!
A warlock, for making a pact with eldritch entities.
A sadist.
Does that make me metal or a wizard?
@laofuzi
I dunno if it’d work on a duck, but I heard that if you’re ever attacked by a goose, you’re supposed to grab it by the neck, right behind its head, hold it firmly enough that it can’t escape, but not so tightly that you’re strangling it, then throw the goose as hard as you can. This doesn’t hurt the goose, because this is similar to how they fight other geese, so they’ve adapted to handle being grabbed by the neck a d thrown, but it discourages the goose from further pursuing you.
I haven’t been attacked by any geese as of yet. I seen them roam around munching on grass and pooping on sidewalks back when I studied at university. So as long as you give them a wide berth, respect their presence and have no food with you, they won’t come at you.
That was ever so slighlty very fucking terrifying.
Ever since then i have been an enemy of duck kind.
Cats are like that, same with penguins.
They have no right for teeth on their tongue!
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