Sign Your Life Away

RD: I’m back! Oof, that was a rough mission…
TS: Welcome home! You’ve been volunteering for quite a few like that lately, huh?

RD: Yeah, s’weird, though… I don’t remember that I ever did volunteer for it!
(RD: Pretty hard to argue with the evidence, though…)
TS: Well then how’d your signature wind up on the form?

RD: No idea. The only time I do remember signing anything recently was…
(BF: Can I please have your autograph?
RD: Sure thing, kid!)

RD: …Hey! Wait a second…!
(Sf: Just right there next to the sticker, if you please!
RD: OK OK!)
TS: Don’t just sign whatever anyone puts under your nose!!