Horses actually have tiny penises relative to their body size, they’re just bigger than ours because they themselves are so much bigger (My sister’s miniature goat is human height when standing on two legs), in fact, humans have probably the largest penis to body ratio of any animal (AFAIK only ducks are longer and geoducks don’t need them)
I may have been tempted
dont tempt me lmao
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You’re not wrong
props to the person who downvoted to put this back at 69 total score
Nice.
Nah, it’s definitely barnacles that win that competition.
Up to 8 times their body length.
Seriously though, nice work ^^
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