Pound: “Are you going to just sit there?”  
Pumpkin: “As compared to what? Standing?”  
Pound: “Not standing, flying.”  
Pumpkin: “Flying? Hadn’t planned on it.”  
Pound: “So you expect me to shoulder the burden?”  
Pumpkin: “No, but I do expect you to do all the flying.”  
Pound: “And why is that?”  
Pumpkin: “Coming here was your idea.”  
Pound: “My idea?”  
Pumpkin: “I made it clear that I do not believe in the exercise.”  
Pound: “The flying?”  
Pumpkin: “No, I imagine that’s wonderful exercise.”  
Pound: “Then what?”  
Pumpkin: “The entire thought experiment.”  
Pound: “One goes into an experiment knowing one could fail.”  
Pumpkin: “But one does not undertake an experiment knowing one has failed.”  
Pound: “Can we get back to the flying?”  
Pumpkin: “I suggest you do, or we’re never going to get there.”  
Pound: “No, I mean I’d greatly appreciate it if you would assist.”  
Pumpkin: “Perhaps you should ask her. I imagine she has a greater interest in getting there than I do.”  
Pound: “I suppose she does. But there’s no point in asking.”  
Pumpkin: “Why not?”  
Pound: “Because she doesn’t fly.”  
Pumpkin: “She doesn’t fly?”  
Pound: “No, she doesn’t fly.”  
Pumpkin: “Ah, I see what you mean.”

@Masem  
A bro: heads  
A chick: or tails  
Applejack: ah come on, just let me through  
chart is labeled “awesome” and “not awesome”  
A bro: heads  
A chick: or tails  
Applejack: fine, tails  
she tosses the coin  
A chick: told you  
A bro: that’s never as fun as I think it’s going to be  
tally added to “awesome”  
A chick: don’t worry, there’s always next time  
A bro: good point  
they turn around to reveal another tally with the “awesome” side completely filled

Rainbow dash:(puts down book and has blank eyes) kill John Lenin, kill John Lenin

I find this awesome.

…And then Double Rainboom happened.

@Masem  
A Lady: That is absolutely ridiculous.  
A Gentleman: Completely absurd.  
A Lady: After all, if she’s reading my book,  
A Gentleman: That is to say, our book,  
A Lady: Then clearly she must not be me.  
A Gentleman: Nor me.  
A Lady: Quite.

Ready your pillow fortresses - Dash’s head is gonna explode any minute now.

And then she meets Rainbow Blitz.

Egghead.