“This is so embarrassing.”

Please let him smash later. He deserves at least that much Celestia! Becky won’t lemme smash man.

Putting the “little” in My Little Pony (mustangs aren’t known as particularly large horses)

@Horsefucker_Faraday
wow

Celestia riding through the desert on a horse with no name, she’s got to get out of the rain.

“I’m tired, boss”

@Flutterwei
33 “When one of the ponies, or a prophet or a priest asks you, ‘What is the Celestial burden?’ you shall say to them, ‘You are the burden, and I will cast you off, declares Celestia.’ 34 And as for the prophet, priest, or one of the ponies who says, ‘the Celestial burden,’ I will punish that pony and her household. 35 Thus shall you say, every pony to her neighbor and every pony to her sister, ‘What has the Goddess answered?’ or ‘What has Celestia spoken?’ 36 But ‘the Celestial burden’ you shall mention no more, for the burden is every ponies own word, and you pervert the words of the living Goddess, guardian of Equus, Celestia. 37 Thus you shall say to the prophet, ‘What has the Goddess answered you?’ or ‘What has Celestia spoken?’ 38 But if you say, ‘the Celestial burden,’ thus says the Goddess, ‘Because you have said these words, “the Celestial burden,” when I sent to you, saying, “You shall not say, ‘the Celestial burden,’” 39 therefore, behold, I will surely lift you up and cast you away from my presence, you and the city that I gave to you and your mothers. 40 And I will bring upon you everlasting reproach and perpetual shame, which shall not be forgotten.’”
- Jeremareh 23

All beings are equal, but some lives are more equal.

Horses can never escape slavery, even with other horses.