So that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four kids that I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was sooo happy. Then four kids from school showed up to my house and told me I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised me I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us that they were sending us to Peru.
So that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four kids that I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
@Waldo.
“Yes you did. You just gave me the bird. See? This is exactly what I’m talking about. If you don’t shape up, m’kay, and get your head straight— (gasp) There, you just flipped me off again!”
So that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four kids that I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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“Yes you did! And until you stop flipping people off, you can just go back to the waiting room! M’kay?”
“No I didn’t.”
“Yes you did. You just gave me the bird. See? This is exactly what I’m talking about. If you don’t shape up, m’kay, and get your head straight— (gasp) There, you just flipped me off again!”
“No.”
It sure is.
That’s badass
He took the portal to Equestria just to flip off Opaline.
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