I will go and give her all of my love yay.

Adopt her and name her Fluttershy.

bring her back to her world… not without a hug

Take her out of the box and love her while trying to figure out how to get her home while making sure I go with her.

Bring her to my cat.

Take her in. YA RLY

I GOT IT.
 
I’d use an air horn.

Eat it.

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Hugs.

I’d put my bong down and lay off the weed.

Smile at her and say in a quiet voice, “It’s okay little one. I won’t you.” Once she starts smiling and is settled in, sit down for a nature Documentary and Film Marathon (with breaks of course). Oh, and hugs and snuggles and questions and so on.

After I recovered from a Asthma attack.  
I would invite her to join my slumber party.

I would bring her in, give her a planket and sme tea, and we would spend the rest of the night watch in cartoons and wrestling.

i would pray to god i dont die from a heart attack.

Offer her a sugercube to calm her nerves and introduce myself. She’s always welcome in my house til she gets picked up by her pals.

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Jimmies: Unrustled.
 
Try to make it seem more like genuine dislike rather than blind frothing hatred.

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Quickly force the box back closed and tape it shut with duct tape, preferably as tight as possible to make sure no air gets inside.
 
Then grab some matches and light it on fire.
 
And then when it’s burned out, just for good measure run over it the remains with a car.

Smile gently as I offer her the most adorable little plush I have. Then do whatever makes ger comfortable.

Kneel down and say “Hey relax it’s okay. What are you doing here?”
 
Then precede to give her loving care and attention until I could cheer her up.
 
After that Twilight would come to take her back. I’d beg to go with them. They would refuse. They would leave. Then I would kill myself immediately with enough nicotine to kill 50-100 people concentrated in a little 30mg bottle that I have under my bed. My heart would heal as it biodegrades into dirt. Eternal blackness.
 
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Be incredibly shy and as unintimidating as possible. Invite her inside and do my best to avoid the instinctive urge to hug and nuzzle until I worked up the courage to ask first.

I kind of want to say kick the box, but I wouldn’t.
 
Also, Fluttershy can’t be seen through the handle hole.

“What is this pony doing in this box? Lets get you inside. It’s cold out here.”

Ask her what the HELL IS ON HER NECK