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ZhaoZoharEX

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@WatermelonRat
Definitely sounds like something Ron White would say.

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Background Pony #3E96

@WatermelonRat
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s the guy.

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WatermelonRat

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@Background Pony #3E96
Ron White?

https://media.al.com/entertainment-press-register/photo/ron-white-2jpg-569e1c2127814c6f.jpg

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“I’m really more of a princess than a queen when it comes to that sort of thing.”

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“Now size on the other hand…”

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Dirty Bit

That's him, officer

I chuckled

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Background Pony #3E96

Reminds me of a bit I saw on a standup comedy show called Just For Laughs a decade or so ago.
I forget the guy’s name, but he sat on a stool and had a glass of scotch (I think it was scotch, anyway) in his hand.

He said when he first met his wife, she told him she was anal, to which he responded “Great!”, but it turns out there’s two kinds of anal.