And then she showed up at our door
I didn’t question where she came from
I wasn’t lonely anymore
Soon we did everything together
She taught me how to sing a song
<sarcasm>She watched me waste my life on ponies</sarcasm>
We sleep in bed together at night
It’s not creepy
@Background Pony
Why is it peculiar? That’s what plushies are for (sleeping with). The British even have a word for plushies that are nice to sleep with: Bedworthy.