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How do you like being a critter magnet with a perfect mane, shredded abs, and a paid-off mortgage NOW, Hitch? >:D

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Badumsquish
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Kalianne - Derpi Supporter
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
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@Train Track
All Sprout needs now is to find a nice sphinx lawyer who can dust off an ancient, never-repealed Equestrian law that states “any villain who even attempts to give friendship a try is fully exonerated from all legal and civil repercussions” to get him off the hook for the Sprouticus Maximus incident :P
Hitch: But he usurped control of the city, blew millions of dollars of taxpayer’s money on a robot that did sweet diddly all, destroyed my friend’s house, tried to kill a bunch of ponies, and didn’t even say he was sorry!
Sourpuss: Maybe. But it’s legal. :P
@WaynePonePone
Anything’s possible. There’s plenty of cute Equestrian ladies of all shapes and sizes :P
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Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi Supporter
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

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@river mines
@WaynePonePone
It needs to be a thing. There’s plenty of ladies who qualify as “critters” in that world XD
@Supermark
Among loads of other things :D
@Jaredking779
He can try. They might be under arrest, but he’s under their spell :P
@Super Coyote 1804
@Ereiam
They share everything. Including lovers :P
@Train Track
@sonicfan
Sprout got a villain-raised unicorn gf and a zebra mentor, but Hitch got three massive frisky siren ladies. Outdone, yet again XD
@Clever Clovers
Stygian because they love gray ponies. Hitch because he’s a critter magnet and they’re critters :D
@Mr.Myoozik
@TheQuietMan
@DragonBoi471
They were several thousand years old in Rainbow Rocks and still teenagers. By now, they’re basically siren cougars :P
@Dirty Bit
Stygian learned the hard way just how pregnant a stallion can actually get XD
@Background Pony #25D7
Even in the future, when there’s more than 7 stallions in the entire world, we still need our lady magnets :P
@Background Pony #7643
@Jaredking779
He tried to take Sunny’s advice and greet them as new friends of ponykind. They scooped him up and started giggling amongst themselves about who gets to have him first :P
DragonBoi471
Duck - Does Anypony Else even feel like Reading What I Say?
A Really Classy Artist - 250+ images under their artist tag
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -

*Durgon Noises*
Either Starswirl used his time travel spell to send the Dazzlings to the future, or Hitch found an old time machine during a police raid and was sent to the past via Sparky-fueled shenanigans.
Regardless, Hitch is about to lose his shredded abs pretty soon…if y’know what I mean. ;)