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How do you like being a critter magnet with a perfect mane, shredded abs, and a paid-off mortgage NOW, Hitch? >:D
Inspired by this very similar picture:
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Just remember to keep Hitch safe.
@TheQuietMan
To the victor goes the spoils XD
Fire nation vs Water tribe.
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I’d love to see that. X3
Yes, everyone, everyone likes Hitch.
I think everyone is into him. I mean, does Hitch seem like the kind of guy who would be arrogant enough to hang his own Chippendale calendar in the police station? There’s only one other person in that police station who could of hung it, and we got some SERIOUS baka vibes from this scene XD
There are… other dudes that like him too.
All Sprout needs now is to find a nice sphinx lawyer who can dust off an ancient, never-repealed Equestrian law that states “any villain who even attempts to give friendship a try is fully exonerated from all legal and civil repercussions” to get him off the hook for the Sprouticus Maximus incident :P
Sourpuss: Maybe. But it’s legal. :P
Anything’s possible. There’s plenty of cute Equestrian ladies of all shapes and sizes :P
When are we getting breezies so I can have my giant Hitch fantasy?He’s rather lucky in a way lol
@WaynePonePone
It needs to be a thing. There’s plenty of ladies who qualify as “critters” in that world XD
Among loads of other things :D
He can try. They might be under arrest, but he’s under their spell :P
@Ereiam
They share everything. Including lovers :P
@sonicfan
Sprout got a villain-raised unicorn gf and a zebra mentor, but Hitch got three massive frisky siren ladies. Outdone, yet again XD
@Background Pony #9231
Way too many XD
Stygian because they love gray ponies. Hitch because he’s a critter magnet and they’re critters :D
@TheQuietMan
@DragonBoi471
They were several thousand years old in Rainbow Rocks and still teenagers. By now, they’re basically siren cougars :P
Stygian learned the hard way just how pregnant a stallion can actually get XD
Even in the future, when there’s more than 7 stallions in the entire world, we still need our lady magnets :P
@Jaredking779
He tried to take Sunny’s advice and greet them as new friends of ponykind. They scooped him up and started giggling amongst themselves about who gets to have him first :P
A ticket to where?
“Only part of you, if you catch my drift~”