Catbird 3’s COLOSSAL SQUISH PROGRAM - 6

A quick announcement from Rupert: 🚩🚩🚩
Quick note: in 2 weeks from today, me and my folks will be away on a casino vacation in Alabama for 3 days (2 night stay). Plus, they have a new buffet there that I’m DYING to try out! And y’all know me. 😁

Milestone #5 Tallies:
GOLD - 1945 lbs.
WHITE - 945 lbs.
BLUE - 345 lbs.

Friendship Notes: All right. NOW it’s starting to look a teeny tiny bit… one-sided. Gilda. Rainbow. I know you are having your little fun, but at least let the other two teams get a fair shot of destroying this room with their blubber. Please? On that note: THEY REALLY have some catching up to do. Also, Team Blue? I don’t know WHAT in Celestia’s name is going on, but you two have GOT to get a grip if you want even a remote chance at winning! And I still can’t find Smolder, so Spike will have to fill… hold on. Spike? Are you…? Oh, dear goddesses…!

(TL:DR - abysmal pacing, but WE can do better.)
ALSO: a little more, and we’ll be halfway through to getting Ms. Glimmer in this game! 1/4 way to Ms. Sparkle, too. Roughly….

3 TEAMS at play: GOLD(Gilda) - WHITE(Gabby) - BLUE(Gallus)
Donate to my Ko-Fi here: https://ko-fi.com/chubbyfawks
OR, to my PayPal(dot)me here: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RupertBlueFox

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1 LIKE = 5lbs+
1 RT/Repost = 10lbs+
$3 = 15lbs+
$15 = 100lbs+
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(be sure to include the team name that you want BLORP’d as you donate or like)

BONUS STRUCTURE:
$1000usd collective = Starlight Glimmer joins the party.
$2000usd collective = Twilight Sparkle joins the party.

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# Catbird 3’s COLOSSAL SQUISH PROGRAM - 6

> A quick announcement from Rupert: 🚩🚩🚩
> Quick note: in 2 weeks from today, me and my folks will be away on a casino vacation in Alabama for 3 days (2 night stay). Plus, they have a new buffet there that I'm DYING to try out! And y'all know me. 😁

**Milestone #5 Tallies:**
GOLD - 1945 lbs.
WHITE - 945 lbs.
BLUE - 345 lbs.

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Friendship Notes: All right. NOW it's starting to look a teeny tiny bit... one-sided. Gilda. Rainbow. I know you are having your little fun, but at least let the other two teams get a fair shot of destroying this room with their blubber. Please? On that note: THEY REALLY have some catching up to do. Also, Team Blue? I don't know WHAT in Celestia's name is going on, but you two have GOT to get a grip if you want even a remote chance at winning! And I still can't find Smolder, so Spike will have to fill... hold on. Spike? Are you...? Oh, dear goddesses...!

(TL:DR - abysmal pacing, but WE can do better.)
ALSO: a little more, and we'll be halfway through to getting Ms. Glimmer in this game! 1/4 way to Ms. Sparkle, too. Roughly....

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3 TEAMS at play: GOLD(Gilda) - WHITE(Gabby) - BLUE(Gallus)
Donate to my Ko-Fi here: https://ko-fi.com/chubbyfawks
OR, to my PayPal(dot)me here: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RupertBlueFox

==============

1 LIKE = 5lbs+
1 RT/Repost = 10lbs+
$3 = 15lbs+
$15 = 100lbs+
=
(be sure to include the team name that you want BLORP’d as you donate or like)

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*BONUS STRUCTURE:*
$1000usd collective = Starlight Glimmer joins the party.
$2000usd collective = Twilight Sparkle joins the party.