@IchtudirWeh
 
Count me as second in line.
 
Bonus points if we stop by the 40k universe, a Carnifex skull would look great in my room.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan
 
Can you please tell me the whereabouts of this inner dimensional portal? My love for Fluttershy is unconditional, and I fear that our departure from one another is killing us slowly with each passing day. Send me pictures of this portal, and proof of your elegant wife standing next to you. We shall arrange further meetings once I have proof of your claims.

@Background Pony  
Same here: my obligatory hot cousin has a face similar to my uncle’s (her dad) and thinking of being balls deep in her(as you say) is unnerving as fuck

@Background Pony  
I’ll have you know that my therapist told me that so long as the “voice” (as you disbelievers might call my lover) does not tell me to murder anybody or jump in front of a bus, that she is an entirely benign and positive influence in my life. Of course I know that she is more than that, indeed a real pony projecting from another dimension entirely as my own experiences have shown.

@Ponyra  
I’ll thank you, because she looks just like my mother and it makes me kind of freak at the suggestion I’m balls deep in her.

@Background Pony  
So? She can be smart and hot. (Ok , this is officially starting to feel creepy, so I’ll stop)

@Ponyra  
She is a psychiatrist, dude.

@Background Pony  
We all have that hot (probably hillbilly/westerner-like) cousin, I guess?

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
I… am going to go talk to one of my cousins. I now have to find out what you guys have.

@togashi  
Eeeyup, you can find me, Chraslislover, Jin, and a dozen other of us on this forum. Us pony-lovers are a close knit community. I don’t kid you when I claim that one of our numbers was ordained as a priest just to allow us to wed our ponies.

@Vitruvius
 
Red Light Ponyville forums

@Ponyra  
I aim to please.
 
 
@Chrysalislover  

@Ponyra  
You make some fair points. I want to say I love Chrissy as much as he does Twilight (or maybe not, but still), but its also sometimes reasons like that which prevent me from maybe seeing her as being AS real as he sees Twilight. Not that I am criticizing his way of loving Twilight, by any means. On the contrary, I admire it.

@Background Pony  
Also, have all my sides and my intahnets, that came in with most precision.

@Background Pony  
There we go!

@Ponyra  

@Chrysalislover  
I’m, for one, in a middle point here, where I don’t really think he’s doing anything wrong (I mean, we all have jokingly said X is our waifu/hasubando , he just means it) but also where I think there are many failures (murkynesses, if you will) with this relationship (how does he talk with her?(as I said before),how did he went/will he go through all the ordeal of marriage (meet the parents, checking if it’s legal to marry her, as we don’t really know her age)?,etc) I sincerely don’t know a lot of things about him, but I think he can’t expect everyone to respect his relationship (if there is any) if he’s basically relating to an imaginary entity.  
(Boy, doesn’t it feel like, any second now, someone will bring religion into this and a massive shitornado will ensue?)

Come on you guys. I probably can’t say anything that my good friend (yes, we’re friends) Obsessive Rarity Fan hasn’t already said, but I’ve seen him stick up for Jin everytime this happens. Jin is my friend too, and I too can say that he is not crazy. Does he have an unorthodox way of seeing and loving a fictional character? Perhaps so, but he’s not insane.

What forum is this stuff coming from? This is pure gold.

@PrisonedMuffin  
*Must

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
Most be some fucked up forum.

So I assume he doesn’t work?
 
I can’t think of any better argument conservatives could possibly have other than ‘My money is going to pay for this guy to stay home and fuck a plushie.’