all handcanon are the real waifu stealer!

Your girl? Comet! twilight never speak to you! cose she be next to you , you think is your girlfriend? you got worng! flash him a talk to her 2 time! in the movie! and you! none! plus flash got more chance than you not get! a job as a royal guard! you got no idea are is work on the comment of the big brother of his girl friend! twilight and flash date a lot! first is do it only in the crystal empire were shining can see his sister be save watch! now flash got all the true of shining and cadance! you are still a unknow guy for twilight! so stop border her and him! so go fond your own girl friend! oh and not foget! GO FOND A REAL JOB! you will got more chance with girls if you got one! is not be only look the star will fond one! yes you so tesst twilight like but twilight dont care her friends or boy friend are smart or stupid! she love then as equele! yes she past a lot time with flash! but past more on her job! like flash! him too take his job very serieusly!

The English isn’t that bad, even if Twilight having thick East European accent.
 
Off to look for fanfic of this. I’m inclined to headcanon Comet Tail as a stern, possessive little pony; he’s not going to let Flash Sentry just come along and… you know… steal his waifu.

THIS COMIC WRITER’S ENGLISH IS AS BAD AS MY GRANDMAS

waiting for a fanfic to do this angle

@Elric of Melnipony  
… that sounds like the plot of a movie costarring gene wilder and richard pryor.

Pony as she is spoke.

What a lovely Duwang~

Engrish

Ow, my english.

Translated from Korean to English by someone who only speaks Portuguese.

With that wanting to b- what…