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The newly coronated Princess Twilight suffers an abrupt tragedy. Having lost two loved ones, she begins to question her own mortality, and that of her friends.
AJ, Dash, Rarity, Pinkie, Fluttershy. . . they are just the beginning. Twilight will live for thousands of years, so every pony she cares about every pony she will ever care about, will die.
She could barely handle the pain of one funeral, let alone the thought of hundreds of them. Twilight finds a clever way to ensure all of her friends never die. They cant all be ageless alicorns, but they can all move into Twilights Dollhouse. Then they can be best friends forever.
AJ, Dash, Rarity, Pinkie, Fluttershy. . . they are just the beginning. Twilight will live for thousands of years, so every pony she cares about every pony she will ever care about, will die.
She could barely handle the pain of one funeral, let alone the thought of hundreds of them. Twilight finds a clever way to ensure all of her friends never die. They cant all be ageless alicorns, but they can all move into Twilights Dollhouse. Then they can be best friends forever.
Yep, it’s pretty damn stupid.
Every word.
Oh you don’t mean that.
Oh shit, it all makes sense!
maybe she is hoping twilight will use her as a living dildo
huh? there’s a sequel to this?
oh my godddddddd
If so, than I imagine a story like that one arc in “Chaosic Rune”.
Which for those who didn’t read it means:
Shrunken person + cheese grater = horribly mutilated face
I Have No Snout and I Must Whinny?
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO LOVE YOU ALL SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE IN PONYVILLE.
Kinda works both ways with all powerful immortals don’t it?