We don’t have magical tattoos on our asses that tell us what we’re qualified for.

Too much government regulation, and corporate greed.

…i’m too young

That’s a complex question with an answer too elaborate for me to cover properly. Personally I blame employer’s requirements for entry level jobs being unreasonably high.

^ Not really, outsourcing is natural process of competition between various providers of labor, and in fact is benefitial for both population. Try to think about work as any other good or service that can be exchange when exchange proves beneficial to both sides. Then apply http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_advantage and/or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparative_advantage
 
^^Thanks. I’m doing phd in economics and quantitative methods. I tried to made a series of pdf that explains basic economics with ponies but when I posted it on Ponibooru it wasn’t very popular, so I was discouraged from continuing it.  
Here it is if you are interested: http://www.pdfhost.net/index.php?Action=Download&File=c660de9fafc1260977a2865ff4da5ba5

Because lack of regulation in business leads to runaway downsizing and outsourcing to cut costs while keeping profits, leading to mass layoffs and a saturation of overqualified and experienced workers in unskilled and entry-level positions, and business executives making record-level profits have bought out the legislators who could have reined them in.
 
So, Twilight…is Equestria looking for software engineers?

I’m with Pathfinder on this one. He seems to know his shit.

Because people are too stupid to expand social safety nets and integrate wise and efficient action to merge a so called free market with natural integration into it.
 
Basically people believe there is only the extremes of “Her de Derp! You must be communist” or “Government sure is bad!”

Its true not many people can get a job in this awful economy and to make things worse those who do get a job rubs thier wealth in our faces and looks down on use with thier smug elitist attitude.  
Impious is a dick.

Mostly because of state intervention in labor market - the only unemployment that existed before that was frictional (people between jobs) and was usually around 1-2%. There was sometimes structural unemployed, effect of the great changes in some industry (for example typesetter and carters in the XX century), but it was only in some industries for limited period of time. Unfortunately unemployment benefits and minimal wage makes impossible for free market to regulate labor supply and demand in normal manner. I recommend reading Hayek and Austrian School of Economics in general. For another approach to this problem (which I oppose but it should be noted) you should read Keynes, by who’s philosophies most of today’s government act. Which is unfortunate.

Because prostitution is illegal.

I’d blame Obama ….. but he isn’t of charge of my country so I’ll say Aliens.

Humans don’t have their destiny carved into their hip, either.