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@Background Pony #3E57
This isn’t TV Tropes, kid.

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Background Pony #BF84

And then I take control of Spike from afar (using the power of the ANON) and do my trademark schtick of ruining the joke.

“Oh, yea! I think I remember Twilight having some at the library! I’ll go and get them if you’d like.”

Rarity, after having her pickup line shattered into a million pieces by the powers of ANON then said, [[FlatWhat “What?”]]

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BalloonPonyStable

Jackass #1987

when I read this I couldn’t help but think of Lawrence Fletcher going “Fossils, dun dun dun!”

Posted 11 years ago Report

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Dinos4Ever

LOL, as a geologist, I gotta say that this is pretty good. Gunna have to remember this one.

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Burned_Brony

@Background Pony

No, petrified wood is supposed to be wood that is so hard that it is comparable to a stone. Rarity is basically saying that Spike’s (or yours if you want the image to be about you) erection is as hard as a stone.

It’s a fairly nice thing to say to a man. :^)

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FamusJamus