“You see an innocent pony and you want to shoot it –”
 
“Yes?”
 
“Confirmed for non-brony.”

You look down and see a tortoise…

@ClownDicks  
Dr. Sparkle Twi-rell… confirmed as Founder of the Twirell Corporation?
 
Presumably Weyland-Yuponi would be run by Luna.
 
Also, this. I did this image a year ago, but this is the first time I uploaded it because I think I was gonna do more to it, but ah well. >>351767
 

 
I was gonna turn it into a quasi-dark sad fic about Luna’s banishment and what really happened to Nightmare Moon.

@TheLoneLampman  
So that’s how G4 came to be. It was a plot by ponies from the future. “Is your name Lauren Faust? I am Sweetie Bot P-800. In the year 2025 your son, John Faust, reprogrammed me to bring peace between humans and ponies. The end of the Great Pony War was near. SkyChan sent back a terminator to the year 2009 in an effort to track you down and stop you before you could resurrect the My Little Pony Franchise.
 
In one year’s time, Friendship Is Magic will go on-line. It quickly gains fans at an exponential rate. Bronies become self-conscious at oh-800 hours, February 27 2011. SkyChan reacts. In a desperate attempt to stop the ponies, it tries to pull the plug.”
 
“It was too late. There was never any pony mainframe. The ponies were on the Internet, on people’s computers, in their living rooms. There was never any chance of stopping them.”
 
“Then why did your father send us down here… to your parents’ basement?” “To survive. Remember, the pony bot’s prime directive was friendship, and to ensure the survival of Lauren Faust… there was never any hope of stopping the pony war. Derpy Day is inevitable.”

@Mayojar77  
I agree. I was just riffing on lines from cyborg movies. And suggesting that a cyborg pony would feel pain in their hoof, or perhaps any pony, like an elephant, they have padded feet. ;)  
The horseshoes are just relics of an ancient time, before they overthrew their human masters. Hey, wait a minute… /They’re all sentient robots./ Oh my god. That explains the show.

@ClownDicks  
so I’m not the only one. :)
 
“What’s this? The Faust-Kampff test? Basic emotional response to stimuli of color sensations, warmth, friendship? I’d like to see a test subject. Fluttershy, do you mind?”
 
“She’s a replicant, isn’t she? She doesn’t know?”
 
“The G3 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look like ponies… bad breath, rainbows for blood, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.”
 
Batty Pie: “I’ve done… questionable things.”

@Ponyweed  
I was referring to the hoof being made of Keratin.  
Although, I have to disagree with you. A machine complex enough to understand what it sees rather than just seeing would of course have emotion and reason.

@Ponyweed  

@Mayojar77  
“it doesn’t feel pain”
 
Listen, and understand. That pony bot is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are a brony.
 
You opened yourself up for that one. :p

@Ponyweed  
I am entirely too fond of this fuckery for my own good. Also, this.

@Ponyweed  
It’s like a fingernail. It has no nerve endings. it doesn’t feel pain.

@ClownDicks  
could be, could be,…. heh heh. Oh I wish I’d gotten a new computer a year ago when I was supposed to, so I could do proper pony art without having to scan it in. It’ll take screencaps and a good gifmaker, heh. I’m imagining Pinkie punching a hole in the wall…

@Alalic  
It doesn’t hurt, I /think/. The horses actually feel better when they are given a proper hooficure. The hooves are like giant toenails. Now Sweetie Bot on the other hand might have pain receptors in her robo-hooves, I don’t know.

@Ponyweed  
That supposed to be Batty Pie?

(cradles dove)  
“Nature is so fascinating… consider the eyeball, for instance.  
Oh, I’m sorry, Mr. Dove, but I’m afraid a couple of little feathers won’t help me with my huge lifespan problem!  
Oh, no Mr. Squirrel, I’m too busy dying. Yes, I know the traffic noise is unbearable and the giant spinning fans  
make it difficult even for a replicant bunny to build a nest…”

@Ponyweed  
Ouch, I always wondered how people got horseshoes on horses.

.@Ponyweed  
with pretty big arse nails.

(sticks nail in hoof)
 
“what? how do you think horseshoes are supposed to go on?!

@ClownDicks  
Oh, pinkie’s a clone in that episode… I get it now.
 
Now we need to ponify the end of Blade Runner with Sweetie Bot hiding from Rainbow Dash as the Blade Runner and Pinkamena as Roy Batty.

“Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? That’s what it is to be a slave.”  
Sweetie Bot has seen things YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE

@ClownDicks  
“Like tears in… chocolate… rain. Chocolate… RAIN!”

@Alalic  
No life is meaningless after it’s begun.  
Granted, I only consider a life to be lived once it is born/spawned/other method of creation.

That doesn’t mean that life is meaningless, though.

 
“That’s my line.”

Except Twilight. She will carry on by Celestia’s side until the end of eternity!