I like Chunky Granny Smith. She reminds me of my Lola………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..  
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She looks like Grandpa Tennyson’s twin sister

Well, my standards must be damn low because…what’s so bad about this?

Dayumn, bitch! y’all got chunky!

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Grandma Smith, fat?
 
Well, you’ve done it. You’ve finally done it. You’ve finally fuckin’ done it. You’ve finally ultimately fuckin’ done it. You’ve done the absolute IMPOSSIBLE!

Oh man.
 
She got fat.

Like this she looks like my grandmother and as a pony she looks like my great grandmother.  
I guess humanity takes off a few years.

Jesus christ how horrifying.

Between the two of them, the Smiths could probably raze both their worlds without even breaking a sweat. If they wanted to. And if their backs behaved.