Footjob. =D

@SRD639  
You just did… lol

@SonicDash4Ever  
AAAAND My closest bro here gets it! :D Tell me SonicDash4Ever…  

@SRD639  
Of course…  
Also, “Clerks”

@SonicDash4Ever  
She’s motherfucking pinkie pie! Even as a human she’s still able to be cute, sexy, and able to fuck logic up. You’d think I’d miss out on an opportunity on like this? She can suck 37 dicks in a row in just half an hour! (10 points to anyone who knows what movie the “37 dicks” joke came from.)

@SRD639  
O_o  
Whoa… you sure know what you want…

First a handjob, second a blowjob and for the rest wwweeellll you know what to do :D
 
@SRD639  
Maybe I’ll have the same thing he’s having as well plus having awesome sex of course!! ;-D

Handy, please! :D

Footjob please

@Background Pony
 
Plaid skirts…. O_$

@SRD639  
That is not for us to know.

@Background Pony  
What the fuck was his problem?

@Tyrranux  
K bye

@SRD639  
Oh I am so done with this, if you’re gonna assume I’m deliberately being a troll for then fine I’m out of here…

@Tyrranux  
…deep breath.. Look, I’m trying not to get banned by holding back my anger, and you’re pushing my buttons tyrranux. But please.. Never ever say those last 7 words again, it reminds of /mlp/. And that just sickens me.

both

@SRD639  
Next morning you wake up ass naked and with all limbs cuffed to each end of the bed, all your money got jacked and all you got for your trouble was Pinkie taking a piss in your mouth.

Me: How about all of the following:  
A blowjob,  
A footjob,  
A tonguejob,  
A handjob,  
A handjob using both hands,  
A buttjob (hotdogging),  
Aaand A boobjob. (paizuri)
 
Think you can handle all those jobs, kinky pie?
 
Pinkie Pie: ABSOLUTELY!! I’ll do anything crazy and sexy!! With these fingers, I’ll even tickle your di- wait.. did you just call me “kinky pie”?
 
Me: Well, Pinkie rhymes with kinky! So seeing that your offering me sexual pleasures, I thought a little sex joke would fit for this situation!
 
Pinkie Pie: HEHEHEHEHEHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! OH YOU’RE CLEVER! WE ARE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES AN ALL NIGHT ORGY PARTY!!
 
Me: (Fuck yeah..)

Uh… how about a hug?

@lasty  
>vaginajob  
>not in the options  
Don’t get greedy ,now.

I’ll take a vaginajob.

Footjob. All of the footjobs.

Damn I was looking forward to a hoof job, but it’s still pinkie and I’m glad to accept this offer.