@Background Pony #56AF  
the warrior thing is eerily similar to el santo’s thing

@OptimusPrimevil  
Yeah, it’s a real pitty that Macho Man and Warrior died. From what I know, Macho Man died in a car accident, possibly from an heart attack while behind the wheel.
 
And Warrior died from an heart attack. This one is confirmed as a autospity revealed that he died from an clogged heart artery. The shocking thing is that Warrior died just a day after he told his fans that he’s retired from wrestling at RAW.

The WW almost sucks now that Warrior and most of the old wrestlers are gone. The only two ‘classic’ wrestlers left that are still alive today is Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker. Most of the new wrestlers at WW looks awful and stupid. The only new wrestler at WW that I think looks okay is Roman Regains. The rest of the new wrestlers looked so bad that they made me miss the old days of WW.

RIP to two of the men in this collage.
 
personally lyra would have a hard time listening to the trio of iron sheik, ultimate warrior and scott steiner

Also, anybody think that Krieg the Psycho sounds kinda like a somewhat crazier version of the Ultimate Warrior?

Oh, haha. She picked the wrestlers that are the hardest to understand when they are yelling, which is almost all the time. Also, Ultimate Warrior and no Linkara or Spoony to comment on it.

OHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!~!  
SLAP INTO A SLIM JIM

@Yorec  
Ditto. I’ve never cared for pro-wrestling at all and I don’t understand people who do. Apparently the guy behind the Ultimate Warrior was even crazier than his WWE/F persona. He was all, I’MA RIP YA LIMB FROM YA SOCKET AND MAKE YOU CLAP CAUZ YOU DON’T SOMETHING MY DESTRUCITY HOAK HOGAN!!!!
 
And yeah, RIP Macho Man Randy Savage.

@gasmaskangel
 
Awww thanks!

@Yorec  
Thank you. That was beautiful.

Don’t know if it’s super accurate. All I know of The Ultimate Warrior is spoony’s skits and Linkara’s comic reviews.

@gasmaskangel
 
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING TWILIGHT SPARKLE, SOMETHING THAT IS GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD. WHEN THE NIGHT GODDESS LUNA BRINGS THE MOON INTO ITS PROPER ALIGNMENT IN THE SKY YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF FACE DOWN ON THE MAT AND ME STANDING OVER YOU IN TRIUMPH. AND AT THAT MOMENT IN TIME AS YOU LOOK UPON YOUR FANS LOOKING AT YOU LOOKING AT ME YOU WILL REALIZE THAT I AM THE ONE WHO IS LORD OVER THIS DOMAIN, TWILIGHT SPARKLE. AND THEN BY MY GODDESS GIVEN RIGHTS I WILL BANISH YOU FROM THIS REALM UNTIL SUCH A MOMENT COMES WHEN YOU THINK YOU ARE READY TO FACE ME AGAIN, TWILIGHT SPARKLE. AND I WILL KEEP DOING THIS UNTIL THE END OF TIME!
 
That’s the best I could come up with on short notice.

They’re so legendary that they usually have shorter lifespans

@flyingtarantulas  
MACHO. FUCKING. RANDY. MAN. SAVAGE. WAS MY FAVORITE WRESTLER! IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO MOURN!!!

Its times like this that make me curse my feeble imagination, because this comment section could really use a good Ultimate Warrior style dump of insane stream of consciousness babbling.
 
Sadly all I can do is leave you with this.
 
SKRONK

BLOOD RED MOON!

What, nothing about their preoccupation with whether or not others could smell what they were cooking? For shame, Lyra.

only one of those guys was incoherent  
hogan was a gifted speaker and randy savage was a poetic genius

I know it has been a few years, but RIP Macho Man Randy Savage. May you forever do DDTs on angels in Heaven, brother.

OH YEEEEEEEAAAAH~!