Caramel: Oh. It-it’s fine. I’ll be okay. Thanks anyway, AJ.

Do I care I don’t even feel the same way either why bother?

I understand

That’s cool, i never liked you in the first place.

>tfw rejected by a cartoon character

Well screw you too then… :’(

“Reaction when rejected. . .
 
The picture in the locket is AJ.

Wait, you’re supposed to say I hate you back to me!

Okay, sure. It’s your decision and I respect that. We’re still buds, right?

@Background Pony #CC1A  
You, sir, are weak.

I angers and depresses me to hear a girl say that… Makes me want to just die… for real…

This is complicated for me because for her to feel the same way would actually lead to mutual isolation from each other.

FU, Applejack :’(

C’mon Applejack, just trust me on this one; pear pie would taste great!

@Background Pony #AA93  
Just in case you didn’t know I was talking about the one involving suicide.

@Background Pony #EA20  
sorry, here is something to make up for it.

@TheJokerBrony  
I hate that song and story and I hope you stub your toe for reminding me it exists.

@TheJokerBrony  
>Wake up.  
>Hungover as hell.  
>Stumble out of bed.  
>Fall against the door.  
>Open The Door  
>Get on the floor  
>Walk the dinosaur

>walk away, depressed  
>go on a drinking binge  
>fast forward a few days  
>found in bed, completely lifeless  
>holding a bottle and a note  
>”I will love her ‘til the day I die”  
>buried under an apple tree  
>AJ feels extreme guilt  
>proceeds to binge drink as well  
>the alcohol takes its toll  
>she joins me in death  
>she’s buried next to me under that same apple tree  
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gV3g9LCvPc
 
La, la la, la, la, la, la…  
La, la la, la, la, la, laaaaa….

It’s because of Stevia, isn’t it?

HOW DARE THAT FUCKING BITCH REJECT A FUCKING NICE GUY LIKE ME. I HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL FOR FRIENZONING ME SINCE IM THE NICEST GUY IN THE WORLD

oh it’s okay i’m fine with it  

Don’t come asking me for help on your farm then. If you say it’s over, it’s over. I’m outta here.

I know this hurts a little buddies, but you’ll love again someday, because time will heal a broken heart. But not their barn!!