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Automated toilets scare the living fuck out of me.

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amess

Those are annoying sometimes, particually when you no more then twitch and you get the unwanted beday… our highschool had them for some reason and the only way I could use them was to hang a piece of toilet paper over the eye and remove it when I was done.
Pinksy

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If you say so. I still want a talking toaster.
 
“YO TOASTER HOW’S THE TOAST”
 
“ALMOST A PERFECT GOLDEN BROWN BRO, EXACTLY AS YA LIKE IT, AND YA JUST KNOW I’M NOT GONNA WAIT ’TIL IT GETS BURNT TO POP IT UP FO YA LIKE SOME WHACK-ASS FIRST-GEN TOASTER”
 
“OH WOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TOASTER EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE JUST AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DESIGNED TO TOAST BREAD BUT MY FEELINGS FOR YOU ARE AS REAL AND DELICIOUS AND CRISPY AS THIS TOAST IN MY HAND, BABY”
 
“OMG LET’S KISS”
 
…and so on. The future is now.
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I can’t count the amount of times I just go into the stall and it starts endlessly flushing itself, as if it’s trying to rip you into its swirling maelstrom. I’m supposed to sit on that?  
Nothing like taking a shit and feeling like Blueblood is treating you how he expects commonpones like AJ to treat him. It latches onto your poopedo and twists it then yanks it straight out of you then backsplashes like a mutha.
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I’ve seen automatic toilets at both the college I attend and highway rest stops. (This is in the US.) However, in both cases the automatic part was turned off so you had to press the button built into the wall to flush the toilets. Kind of a waste of money if you ask me.
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I remember in one airport (I think it was O’Hare) had automatic toilet seat liner dispensers. After you get up it swaps out the paper liner on the seat with a new one after you get up.
ender1200
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@Too_Offensive  
What country do you live in?
 
I think i saw automatic toilet once, but i can’t remember where, or even if it was in my country or abroad.  
On the other hand, automatic water taps, hand dryer and to a lesser degree soap dispenser are very common in my country.