With Cheaters’ Edition, this is now Hilarious in Hindsight.

He’ll still play Twister with you, right?

@Star Cavalcade  
I’m all for it!

Somehow Carrot couldn’t believe his wife would win second prize in a beauty contest.
 
What we really need though is a ponified version of Clue.

@professor_of_hoers  
Fun Fact: Monopoly was originally invented by a Quaker woman. It was known as “The Landlord’s Game”, and the whole point was to show players the evils of capitalism and how banks could and would screw you over.* Parker Brothers got hold of the game in the 30’s and transformed it into the exact opposite of its original intent, which as you can imagine ticked off the creator immensely. She died penniless while “Monopoly” made millions. Parker Bros has spent the last 75+ years suppressing knowledge of The Landlord’s Game. However, there is now the internet and Wiki.
 
_{^{* Technically, that part is still very much intact, though now it’s more “players are assholes” instead of “capitalism is evil”.}}

Mrs. Cake, why would you even need to do that? It’s so simple to win at Monopoly. Just speed build to hotels on the first two monopolies.
 
Honestly, some people…

I never got into Monopoly until I was about…15 years old.

Cheaters never prosper, Mrs. Cake.

@professor_of_hoers
 
 

Heh. :3

I like Monopoly, I even have the NES version. (Which has a good soundtrack for an 8-bit game BTW. Love the “ending” theme.)

Monopoly is bad enough without cheating, HOW COULD YOU?!

You aren’t missing much.
 
Somehow, I keep losing to that damned chicken.

Good. Monopoly is a horrible game.