Rarity: Twilight Darling, if any art project requires you to sit on a table in your underwear, it is exactly that kind of art project. :P  
Fluttershy: Why are you naked in all the pictures? :baffled:
 
Rainbow Dash: The sad thing is that it’s an unofficial calendar so you don’t get paid a penny for it. :P  
Pinkie Pie: I don’t think it’s too bad, in fact I think the girl in these pictures is quite pretty. :)  
Applejack: You don’t recognize who the girl is do you Pinkie? Facepalm
 
Time to stir up some controversy me thinks! Inspired by both Top Gear (I know, imagine!) and another one of my many real life experiences. The Top Gear episode is from Christmas 2009 where Jeremy brings forward an unofficial 2010 calendar of Richard Hammond, complete with many pictures of him apparently drunk.
 
My own experience is what happened to a girl I knew in another school. She apparently had been asked by her boyfriend, who was an art student, to pose in her underwear for a little art project on human forms he was doing, where (apparently) he would trace her picture using graphite. This was not the case however as a few days later the originals and his graphite drawings showed up in the school magazine under the Up and Coming Art section! I can only imagine that her cheeks were so red that they’d give an apple a run for its money. Needless to say her relationship with that guy was brought to a simply hideous end soon afterwards (good luck on her I say!)
 
I’m somehow quite proud of the job I did on the calendar. Perhaps that should be my new line of work again.
 
If that’s the case, who here would like me to stop making this rubbish and start making sexy pinup calendars for Christmas instead?