Twi: PiiiiiiirriirisRiisRrrrPbhbhbhRaayyayanoyoyoaHeeuuuaaHAHaounm  
Dash: That freakin Twilight’s a snouses  
Twi: Nah (Hmhmhmm)  
Dash: No, no NO!  
[Rape]  
Twi: Deuley! Holy!  
Dash: You have GOT to be kidd-  
Zecora: I KILLL EEVERYTHING I ffffffFUCKED everything! AaaaAAAHH!  
Dash: What THE HELL?!  
Zecora: AAAAAAAAH [rape] AAAAAAAAAA aaa BOOOOM aaAAAaa  
Twi: Fine cumshot, mate!  
Zecora: Yeaaah! TWILIGHT!  
Twi: Yeah?  
Zecora: COCAINE!  
*Snorting  
Both: aahaAAahaAhah Hehehe oooOOOoo00o Rarity: Gentelmemeshne IS THIS? Sexellent.  
*more snorting  
Twi: Hehehe [spank] That Rarity’s a quak  
Rarity: SAY! qeek qeek  
Twi: NO! Quack! (AHAHAHAHA)  
Rarity: Soos! Soos!  
Zecora: oooOOOO00oOO0o I’m gonna stick me DIIIICK right up your tinny arse!  
Rarity: what the FACK you drunken  
Zecora: AAAAAAAAAAAH  
Twi: Zecora just-…  
[rape]  
Twi: naaah, this is embarrisin’  
Derpy: Twilight! If Painis were to create love, we need to deploy a sentry point on my ass with cupcakes! Dash, right?  
Dash: Dummy!  
Derpy: NO U [gunshot]  
Twi: DERPY is a bloody back–stabbin two-faced bloody pickle dick patata ass pressa twitchy big fat jiggley lard-O! Spastic Bastard!  
Derpy: Heh. This is not a tea party TWILIGHT. This is RRRRsis [Twilight explodes]  
Zecora: AAAH zkdjfkhlib BOOM EEeeeh ma ARS an ass is grass, man, on yea, FUCKn headen!  
Derpy: I love your cyclops  
Zecora: eeyaaa eyayeda inna a bloody monster  
Derpy: Now suck my PAINIS!… Are you hearing me?  
Zecora: OOOOOOO [Poot] mmmMMMHEHE [BOOM!] AAhaahHAHaHHAHAoOO aaaaAAAAAaaaa!  
Twi: Tha damn arisjiajlidfjvlijdfvb piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis off wa-[BOOM] AAAAAAA  
Rarity: I do believe I have what you don’t: A functioning dick, diabeetus, and a liver! AHAHAHAHAA! AAAaaAAAAaaA!  
[Twi rips Rarity’s liver out]  
Rarity: FUCK! Now I don’t! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dead!  
Twi: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS  
AJ: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! DAGGIT DAMMIT! IT Just aint right!  
Twi: AAh, I’m sorry mate! {RRUURRRH}  
Fluttershy and RobotShy: jLSdjgOHOOOH DISENRTOIOPPPMSF”PGKJENG  
AJ: DummY! [punch]  
RobotShy: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH  
Everypony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH  
Fluttershy: nom~  
Derpy: Ah ha ha ha!  
Celestia: Defend our honor! KILL THESE ROBOTS!!  
Derpy: NO! [runs away] GO Go go-og og og!…  
Celestia: Coward!  
Robots: ALL YA DANDIES last one alive lock the door PLAY BALL!  
[sound of gunfire]  
Celestia: AAAAHHHHH HAAAA HAAAA HAAHHHHAAA…  
RobotShy: HELP NOW!…