She looks so badass with that armor. The Solar Empire will prevail lol.

FOR THE EMPRESS!!!  
Charges
 
AAAAAAAAAAAA

“And what is about these Ultrasmurfs I keep hearing about?”
 
Cadence: “You mean the Ultramares? But my Empress! They are some of your greatest warriors!”
 
Celestia: WELL THAT CERTAINLY FUCKING EXPLAINS THINGS. IT SEEMS THEIR BABY BLUE COLOR SCHEME HAS EARNED THEM A MOST RIGHTIOUS NICKNAME! FOR THAT MATTER, ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY LOOKED TERRIBLE. DO THEY STILL HAVE THAT RUSTY OLD HORSESHOE AS THEIR INSIGNIA?
 
Cadence: Yes. They keep it to honor their PONYARCH, Twilight Sparkle.
 
Celestia: OH, ALRIGHT THEN. I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS THE GREATEST OF MY TWENTY PONYARCHS.
 
Cadence: well that’s Execellent…
 
Celestia: THE GREATEST LITTLE DERVITATIVE PILE OF PURPLE POPFUCKERY TO STAIN THE GALAXY. IS SHE STILL ALIVE?
 
Cadence: barely…She was almost killed. She’s lying in stasis on the Ultramares Homeworld of Marecragg
 
Celestia: CUT HER LIFESUPPORT AND TELL THAT STUPID SMURF VILLAGE TO FUCK RIGHT OFF.

If the Empress had a text to speech device.

“ABOUT FUCKING TIME! I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.”

From the description:
 
“Enemies of Equestria, hear me. You have come here to be assimiliated. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. Her soldiers will tolerate you down. Her war machines will love you under their treads. Her mighty guns will bring the very sky smiling down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us her greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the Bronies, and today is our Victory Day.”
 
Inspired by other Celestias made as The God Emperor [The artist] knew [he] had to make one [himself]. It took way longer then it should’ve mainly because [he] recieved a Dota 2 Beta Key and Skyrim the same day.
 
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And always remember! “Victory is achieved through love. Glory is achieved through tolerance.”’
 
I’ve heard of “Killing them with kindness”, but Oy vey!
 
By the way, you forgot the “i” in “artist”