@BinaryPony  
Did you know that Weird Al Yankovic voiced Cheese Sandwich in one of the MLP episodes?

You can’t go into Final Jeopardy with a negative score. lol How did Derpy pull this off?

@ein-kerl  
are you saying the box on the side is equal to an absolute value symbol

@Kaczmarek  
Absolute values is just the distance a number is from zero.

@ein-kerl  
WHAT? 9000??!!!!
 
r u shure not nagative 9000?

@Kaczmarek  
IT’S EXACTLY 9000!

WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HER ABSOLUTE VALUE

That’s right, Deroy–You lost. And let me tell you what you didn’t win: a twenty volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a year’s supply of Rice-A-Roni, the Fillydelphia treat*. But that’s not all. You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. You don’t get to come back tomorrow. You don’t even get a lousy copy of our home game. You’re a complete loser!  
(*Trying to make it work…)

@Captain L  
That’s not what your mother said

And the winner, with -9000 points: Alan Derpy Hooves!

And Sean Connery wins again.