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DETAAAAIIIINED
Prince blueblood
Prince bluebood: greetings lowly inspector, I think you’ll find by ROYAL papers in order, after all I AM a prince
Inspector(not applejack):… DETAINED!!!
Prince: but I didnt-
Inspector: DOESNT MATTER IM PRESSING THE BUTTON!!!
Derpy
Derpy: here’s my passport( it’s a crappy doodle of her in crayon with “derpy” written with a backwards E)
Inspector: seriously, this is just a drawing of yourself with your name on it, and the E is freaking backwards! Denied!
Newspaper article from 2 days later
Wanted criminal derpy hooves was found attempting to illegally cross the border into equestria with 10 pounds of muffins, when arrested she was quoted saying “I just don’t know what went wrong”
Bulk biceps
Bulk biceps:(Austrian accent) HERE IS PASSPORT NOW LET ME IN!!
Inspector: uh, I’m gonna have to check something(activates body scanner, reveals that he has twelve steroid needles strapped to his back) of course, DETAINED!
Fluttershy
Fluttershy: here are my papers kind sir
Inspector: no animals Allowed past the border
Fluttershy:(gives the stare) are you sure about that?
Inspector: approved, please don’t kill me
The entry granted date is September/1/1938, there was your first clue mate.
God fucking dammit
His passport expired in September/2/1945, it the year 2014.
Cause no trouble.
Glory to Arstotzka.
An Arstotzan ID is required with the passport, sir.
You think I am joking but tiger does not joke! Let me through!