IT’S RIGHT HERE GOD DAMN ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND STOP SHOUTING

Sorry, but it was a lie…

Celestia: No, no NO! Sister, how many times must I tell you? You need to watch your figure.
 
Luna: But… you’ve not let me eat ANYTHING for the past few days. I’m STARVING!
 
Celestia: Luna, you always were overdramatic when it came to food.. I honestly think you care more about food than you care about me!
 
Luna: Sister, please, you know that’s not true. You know that I care for you more than anything in this world or beyond… but, please, I’m BEGGING you, let me have something.. ANYTHING to eat. I care not even if it were nothing more than a lettuce leaf. At least it would be something.
 
Celestia: [exasperated sigh] Fine! Have the stupid cake. But don’t come crying to me when you find that you’ve gained weight.

@Casual Brony  
Oh hey look it’s Patlestia.

@Goldenpwny  
What? CELESTIA!!  
>_>

@Prof.NightJack  
“Cake of my very own! Huzzah!”  

 

 

Sure.  
(drives a forklift in with a load of cake)

An obese Celestia: “No, only I get cake!”