@Face McShooty II  
Glance at the frontpage of any fanfic site and you’ll get a dozen that start with that.  
I wrote one once and discarded it because I could recognise my own ineptitude.

all it need now is Luna the it’ll be perfect.

@Background Pony #681B  
Oh my god.  
That’s Fic material.  
Write it now and send us all a link to the marvel of authoristic skills you create.

>That was a nasty hit you took  
>It’s not what a baseball bat is used for normally, but the guy had to make do with what he had  
>Funny, you don’t remember it being this warm outside  
>It had just snowed about a foot, and you were on your way back with some groceries before the next storm hit  
>The essentials, really. Bread, milk, and eggs  
>Evidently the thug wanted a little more than to just survive  
>Reaching up to your head, you don’t feel any blood or bumps  
>Nothing hurt either  
>It was also odd to see so much grass, green grass no less  
>Weren’t you just downtown?  
>Suddenly it hits you  
>Look up to see this