>you will never be ridden by a pony
>little fillies and colts will never squeal with glee as they climb up on your back and yell “giddyup!”
>they will never laugh adorably as they take turns riding you around until you’re exhausted
>they’ll never shower you with hugs afterwards to thank you for the ride
>they’ll never feed you treats and giggle when your tongue tickles their hoof
>you will never exist for the sole purpose of bringing joy into the hearts of cute little foals
First Base: Wut?
Cheese Sandwich: Here he comes!
Hippo: I LIKE ‘EM BIG, I LIKE ‘EM CHUNKY
First Base: Golly, thanks mister.
Unless the fact that the hippo is a child entertainer is a reference to the infamous serial killer John Wayne Gacy.
Just in real life, not in cartoons.
No..just No.
>saying that Josuke colt is Flash Cliche
He’s an Earth Pony.
>little fillies and colts will never squeal with glee as they climb up on your back and yell “giddyup!”
>they will never laugh adorably as they take turns riding you around until you’re exhausted
>they’ll never shower you with hugs afterwards to thank you for the ride
>they’ll never feed you treats and giggle when your tongue tickles their hoof
>you will never exist for the sole purpose of bringing joy into the hearts of cute little foals
THE HIPPO IS HIS WAIFU