Interested in advertising on Derpibooru? Click here for information!
Champions of Equestria

Help fund the $15 daily operational cost of Derpibooru - support us financially!

Description

Bringing a hippo to a children’s party?
 
Why didn’t I think of that?
 
…Oh, right, because hippos will wreck your face without a second thought.

safe2242495 screencap301240 alula796 cheese sandwich4904 cotton cloudy560 dinky hooves4763 first base435 noi865 piña colada516 pluto795 tornado bolt499 earth pony535541 hippopotamus81 pegasus525864 pony1673128 unicorn569668 g42103865 pinkie pride1704 adorabase120 animal8840 animated130257 awwlula43 awwpplecore11 balloon13501 bipedal51877 colt22935 cottonbetes99 creature227 cute276136 dinkabetes348 filly103263 grin66124 happy46602 male576291 noiabetes154 open mouth252480 open smile37321 piña cutelada160 plutobetes5 present9090 rainbow7116 riding9620 running8445 saddle2867 smiling423498 squee2143 stallion206872 tack7467 talking11806 tornadorable47 walking8080
Source

Comments

Syntax quick reference: **bold** *italic* ||hide text|| `code` __underline__ ~~strike~~ ^sup^ %sub%

Detailed syntax guide

Background Pony #0F2D
Cheese Sandwich: I think Moto Moto likes you.
First Base: Wut?
Cheese Sandwich: Here he comes!
Hippo: I LIKE ‘EM BIG, I LIKE ‘EM CHUNKY
Background Pony #7899
Cheese Sandwich: Come on, kid, take it for a first spin!  
First Base: Golly, thanks mister.
Background Pony #B789
>you will never be ridden by a pony  
>little fillies and colts will never squeal with glee as they climb up on your back and yell “giddyup!”  
>they will never laugh adorably as they take turns riding you around until you’re exhausted  
>they’ll never shower you with hugs afterwards to thank you for the ride  
>they’ll never feed you treats and giggle when your tongue tickles their hoof  
>you will never exist for the sole purpose of bringing joy into the hearts of cute little foals
Background Pony #BDD1
Hippo is like one of the most dangerous animals in the world; I can’ say I would be comfortable with that thing near children.