Twilight: The path of the righteous mare is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil ponies. Blessed is she who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for she is truly her brother’s keeper and the finder of lost foals. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My ponies. And you will know I am the Princess when I lay My vengeance upon you.

She got to see his cock

We should have streamers for this kind of deal.  
How many partygoers are we planning for?  
Three or four.  
Including our Dashie?  
Not sure.  
So there could be five partygoers….  
Possibly  
We should have bucking streamers.

Pinkie Fiction!!! Well at least I wasn’t the only One to see it then…