Genesis 16:9  
1 6:9

I submit.  
I submit to Mistress Rarity.

@Background Pony #99EA  
AS in butt stuff instead of mouth stuff? :D

@Background Pony #99EA  
As a Christian, I’m okay with it.

Oh, for the love of! That verse is totally being taken out of context.

I like to think she’s saying that with the crop in her mouth.

@LunaticHell  
Lol

@Background Pony #5D7B  
But the quote basically is something good about women, in the bible.
 
That is…  
…a Rarity.

If only Princess Molestia was the dominatrix and not Rarity.

@Background Pony #BA8E  
America was founded by the lot of people. However, today’s precurssory founders were Christians being persecuted by other Christians for reasons I never bothered remembering. The First Amendment was around while the founders were still alive, and while they didn’t have other religions in mind, I wouldn’t think, they may or may not have had other conflicting forms of Christianity in mind when drafting it.

I’m gonna be That guy, just like the other BP. I find it rather offensive that you’d do this. You find this to be a joke, though do you know what it is? It’s an insult. “Oh look at this idiot, being some ‘Holy roller’…” Oh rlly now? You’re not only insulting a religion, but you’re deeply insulting me, and a large potion of the earth. But you selfish jerks don’t care, do you? “Just shaddup and gimme more porn!” You’re also insulting America. How? America was founded on Christianity. That’s why they came to America, so they could celebrate and be Christians! But no, you still don’t care, do you? Fine.

@Background Pony #F4C8  
There is more than one saucy pony pic accompanied by a Bible verse on this site, though. :3

‘Song of Solomon’: the Bible was the first Dirty Book.
 
Frankly, “50 Shades of Grey” is infinitely more moral. [/Hosea 13:16]
 
I know Mistress Rarity is…! :9

All the Bible verses you could have used and you chose this one? 1 Corinthians 7:4 stands out “…the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife.”

@Background Pony #8478  
Fun not ruined, you’re right that I wouldn’t crack open a bible to find the context (or for any other reason). Hagar, Abraham, Ishmael? Those names mean nothing to me. I could have gone my entire life without your explaination, indeed I will probably forget it minutes after reading it. Please don’t be upset that I choose to remain ignorant of the actual context, preferring instead to imagine a much more exciting scenario.

Woah This is an actual quote from the bible.

@Background Pony #8478  
Totally not an opportunity for somepony to make a cunnilingus joke. >:D

@MightyJAK  
Not to ruin the fun, but I’m going to be that guy, since I doubt most people on this site are willing to crack open a Bible to find the context.
 
The verse in question is being directed at Hagar, maidservant to Abraham’s wife, who had run away into the desert while pregnant with Abraham’s son Ishmael; endangering both herself and the child.
 
In summary: Great picture, wildly out-of-context verse.

@SCAgamer  
“No bastard ever won a war by submitting to his mistress…”

Don’t tell me what to do.

Madalyn Murray O’Hair said the bible is full of porn, now I believe it.

@PrisonedMuffin  
And there was sex, and He saw that it was good.

AMD THE LORD SAID:
 
Let there be sex!

Out of context or not, I approve of this.