@Background Pony #883C
 
Mine is a joke. A sort of ‘Don’t mess with my waifu’ line. Not because anyone deserves it, only because my heart bleeds reading this image. So much so that I’m not even refreshing my memory on why in responding to this all of this time later. All shall love Pinkie Pie and despair.

@Van  
@Background Pony #E46B  
I don’t understand all these threats against Anon. I mean, I hear the term “white knighting” being passed around here and there, but this is a ridiculous case for that to happen in.
 
It’s not like this iteration of Anon (Remember that all these stories are separate stories. It’s a different Anon and different situation every time)is being a jerk at all. After all, this Pinkie isn’t actually trying to actively pursue him. The only bad thing he ever does in these stories is have feelings (that, I think, are almost always reciprocated)for a different character.
 
That I very commonly see affirmations of a will to do violence on someone for absolutely no wrongdoing on his part, and, in basically all cases, no actual reason to suspect ill will, or awareness of Pony A having a crush on him while he’s in a relationship with Pony B, makes me try really hard to understand that mindset.
 
The mindsets I come up with that fit that pattern really aren’t flattering, and I’d hate to keep that low of an impression of my peers.
 
Therefore, I ask you: Why do you say you want to hurt this Anon, and the other Anons in these stories? It would help if you could explain in detail, since I’m primed to fill in the gaps with things that don’t reflect well on people and I’d rather avoid confirmation bias.

You’ve really done it this time, Anon.  
I’m going to break my foot up in your ass.

Wow…this rings a little too much of someone’s actual experiences. Now I’m genuinely sad.

I’m coming for you, Anon.

It hurts to live.