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Whatever you do, don’t get nervous! (unless you can pull off the shy guy)
That trolling was a year ago. These days I expect QueenCold would avoid acknowledging them at all.
Just ignore the troll and his idiocy. Your art is wonderful and humorous to me.
And all you others would do well to ignore the BP’s dating advice. While there is some merit to holding back on your intelligence for the first few dates to make it seem less like your a know it all douche. Dumbing things down to much leaves you looking Like @BP #C35E here. Aka, completely Remedial.
Wow. She is, isn’t she?
You see this?
This is a guide to how not to act toward anyone.
calvin and susie
Yeah… I don’t plan on taking any advice from you.
Maybe.
Yeah, like I said: Yikes. Another tip for the guys from the old chick digger: You find a woman like this at the club, move on. They’re a lost cause.
I think you’re getting a little catty there.
Yeah… pedophilia isn’t really my thing, sorry. Besides, I like guys with actual experience… and hair.
@QueenCold
Baby please. I just know when to hold ’er and when to fold ‘er, and you’re definitely a fold ’er.
Was that intended as flamebait? Because just in case you actually think something like that, that is the most retarded pick-up advice I have ever heard in my life.
I use “retarded” in the deliberate sense of “this sounds like something that would be thought by a child far too young to be allowed to browse Derpibooru.”
In order to convince a person of your preferred gender that the two of you should date, the goal is to successully communicate the notion “I would be a _____ person to spend time with,” where “_____” is something that that person values. Which involves, you know, treating them as a person with desires and personality which influence what they value. If you don’t know what someone wants and you’re trying to pick them up, maybe you’re aiming a little too shallow.
Hey Queen I like your art. This image is cool
Sweeps BP#C35E under the rug
You’re a funny guy, jumping to conclusions like that. Actually I’m bored and I was trying to see what you got. Then again, I shouldn’t have expected a guy like you to last very long…
Damn, it’s not a troll.
@QueenCold
Yeah, it’s defensive. It’s obvious you’re getting emotional over this though so I’ll just see my way out. Jeeze.
Love your art though!
your being trolled, they want you to respond. Don’t.
You call that defensive? You must be in middle school.
Try harder? But that goes against exactly what I said.
You’re pretty defensive over this, but I’m just going by experience here.
If anybody knows how it works, it’s me, trust me.
Try harder next time.
(I’m male. I think it was dumb)
You’re female, of course it reads dumb to you. That doesn’t mean it don’t work though, ha ha ha ha. Trust me.
seconded