Rarity: he’s no monster, Blueblood; you are!!!!

Joe:oh boy twilight’s gonna see her eyes on this, huh prince blueblood?
 
Prince Blueblood:well you see it’s gonna be her lucky day, i thank you all to coming to my wedding, first now i have to  
propose to the princess of friendship.
 
Shining Armor Big Mac and Zephyr Breeze:laughing
 
AJ RD fluttershy rarity and pinkie pie:crying
 
Prince Blueblood:now when twilight and i come out the door.
 
Joe:oh i know i know i warm up the band. waves boton in the air while conducting the band
 
Prince Blueblood:NOT YET!
 
Joe:sorry.
 
knock on the door
 
Twilight:blueblood?
 
Prince Blueblood:hello twilight, i’m proposing that you’ll marry me, and be my royal wife, huh? what do you think?
 
Twilight:Well i’m really busy with royal duties, and there’s so much to do, so i just don’t deserve you.
 
twilight throws blueblood outside
 
joe is warming up the band
 
Joe:so? how did it go?
 
Prince Blueblood:i’ll have twilight to be my wife, make no mistake of that.
 
Joe:touchy.

NO WE’RE OUT OF BEAR CLAWS.

Do any of suppose that the Canterlot upper crust would have been laughing at the idea of Blueblood being all covered in cake?

@GLARGH I agree with you, but I think this is more of a parody of the situation than the character.

AGREED

So he’s a spoiled selfish Prince who’s afraid to get dirty and you connect him with Gaston? Srsly. No.
 
Blueblood isn’t the sort who no one bites or spits like, he’s more the sort who would refuse an old woman shelter if the only payment she offered was a rose.
 
But seriously, I’ve yet to come across any good “Blueblood as the Beast” fanworks.