Just like 1 (800) URINE: that not even 7 ||oh wow you’re really soaking me here ||

Scootaloo: hey we got our first caller! holds it up to her ear it’s for you *gives it to applebloom  
Applebloom: seductively hello there  
Big Mac: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FILLIES DOING!!?  
Applebloom: damnit, it’s Big Mac  
Sweetie belle: oh no  
Big Mac: WHY ARE YOU UNDERAGE FILLIES RUNNING A PHONE SEX LINE! 
Applebloom: we heard it was a way to earn our cutie marks, also how did you know we were running a phone sex line? the ad only shows up on the porn network  
Big Mac: hangs up

“Hey if they aren’t 18 or older why do I have to be?”

Not today, CIA!

POLICE!!!!

The comments here hurt my sides

@Scrounge  
Kind words indeed. :)

@Elric of Melnipony  
You, sir, are a demented genius.

Me: Ring ring ring  
Sweets: Hello, welcome to Filly Fantasy Phoneline, and school’s out for the day  
Me: Click …that was intense

I called the number, but sadly it led to nothing special. Just a human sex line…

Must be 18  
I guess Straight Shota with PipsqueakXCMC is out of the question and Button Mash XCMC is impossiable too.
 
Guess this means its all Loli now

@Elric of Melnipony  
Deranged? my good sir, your mind is more healthy than even the sanest people I know.
 
And If you see that epic phone number come up in a future post, consider it a nod to your greatness. <3

@AskFapplebloom  
Well, for what it’s worth, I didn’t just upload this mess, I came up with the idea and did all the captioning. So yeah, this is the result of my deranged brain. Feel free to run with it.

@Elric of Melnipony  
…………………..yes.

@AskFapplebloom  
Not sure if I should ask for credit/blame or not…

@AskFapplebloom  
Yes good.

O.O inspiratioooooon!!!!!!

Caller: “Hello, is this that schoolfillies hotline?”
 
Sweets: “…Yeah.”
 
Caller: “Okay, I’ll bite; do you need me to take a seat over there?”
 
Sweets: “Huh?…”
 
Caller: “I know this is just set up by Dateline, so I called just to say this: give them hell, NBC.”
 
Sweets: “…What’s ‘Dateline’?”
 
Caller: “……Oh. Uhhhhh, I think I’m going through a tunnel.”
 
(dial tone)

@Vree  
How do you know she isn’t into that kind of thing?

Must be 18 years or older… even though the fillies you are talking to aren’t.

WHERE’S MY PHONE!?!

MMmmmm…..sexy little fillies <3

“Loo” is a name to attract fetish calls that will scar her for life.

“So what time is it over there?”

@Gadgetphile  
We are, they need to pay taxes on that