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That phone number is too short on purpose.
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Just like 1 (800) URINE: that not even 7 ||oh wow you’re really soaking me here ||
Applebloom: seductively hello there
Big Mac: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FILLIES DOING!!?
Applebloom: damnit, it’s Big Mac
Sweetie belle: oh no
Big Mac: WHY ARE YOU UNDERAGE FILLIES RUNNING A PHONE SEX LINE!
Applebloom: we heard it was a way to earn our cutie marks, also how did you know we were running a phone sex line? the ad only shows up on the porn network
Big Mac: hangs up
Edited
Kind words indeed. :)
You, sir, are a demented genius.
Sweets: Hello, welcome to Filly Fantasy Phoneline, and school’s out for the day
Me: Click …that was intense
I guess Straight Shota with PipsqueakXCMC is out of the question and Button Mash XCMC is impossiable too.
Guess this means its all Loli now
Deranged? my good sir, your mind is more healthy than even the sanest people I know.
And If you see that epic phone number come up in a future post, consider it a nod to your greatness. <3
Well, for what it’s worth, I didn’t just upload this mess, I came up with the idea and did all the captioning. So yeah, this is the result of my deranged brain. Feel free to run with it.
…………………..yes.
Not sure if I should ask for credit/blame or not…
Yes good.
Sweets: “…Yeah.”
Caller: “Okay, I’ll bite; do you need me to take a seat over there?”
Sweets: “Huh?…”
Caller: “I know this is just set up by Dateline, so I called just to say this: give them hell, NBC.”
Sweets: “…What’s ‘Dateline’?”
Caller: “……Oh. Uhhhhh, I think I’m going through a tunnel.”
(dial tone)
How do you know she isn’t into that kind of thing?
We are, they need to pay taxes on that