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“… in related news a police raid of a suspiciously named local convention led to the arrest of over eight-hundred suspected child molesters. Now to our in-field journalist, Mrs Sarah Journalism, for an interview with the Police chief Sergeant Wiggins.”
“Thank you, Jane. So, Mr Wiggins, do you have anything to comment on the events of this afternoon?”
“I am mentally scarred beyond belief, Sarah. These people are sick, and I mean sick. Me and several other officers are probably going to have to take paid leave after all this is done, uh, to recuperate and, visit our therapists.”
“And what exactly did you see at this convention?”
“There were literally hundreds of lollies as far as the eye could see, and not just plain ones either. No, there were a wide variety. There were some with a creamy filly, ones with a chocolate coating, those big swirly ones, and even those ones that you spend all your time trying to get to the sherbet filling only to end up chewing it and making a mess in your mouth which ruins the whole experience. It makes me shiver just thinking about it.”
Haven’t you been to LoliCon? You know, the lollipop convention.
Interesting, I actually want to this convention.
Yes that is what i mean,
haw
You mean like if you wanted a convention centered around lollipops so you call it lolicon?
Did….Did someone name an actual con that?
I see no such thing!