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If I ever RP a character set in the Pre-Harmony era, he will be a soldier in the pegasus army, with aspiration of being the best damn solder everon the off-chance of being invited to the generals tent for a strategy meeting, if you catch my drift.
Yes, thats right. This character will go above and beyond the call of duty. entirely with the intent of getting some of Commander Hurricanes booty.
His only goal in life is to tap that.
NOT SHALLOW AT ALL.
I WRITE THE BEST CHARACTERS.
Yes, thats right. This character will go above and beyond the call of duty. entirely with the intent of getting some of Commander Hurricanes booty.
His only goal in life is to tap that.
NOT SHALLOW AT ALL.
I WRITE THE BEST CHARACTERS.
That just means its that good.
“It’s daytime, soldier.”
“I know.”
Hurricane: “Is that so?” [walks towards me]
Me: “Y-yes ma’am.”
Hurricane: “Then why have you been lagging behind me for the past three nights?”
Me: “I… [gulps] m-ma’am…I’m sorry…”
Hurricane: “For what exactly?”
Me: “I…I’ve been…admiring…you… [blushes and looks away] I’m sorry, ma’am. Please feel free to make my punishment as harsh as possible.”
Hurricane: [stares intensely for a moment before sighing] “Why are you boys so stupid sometimes?”
Me: “Ma’am? [blushes intensely as Hurricane kisses neck] M-ma’am?!”
Hurricane: [stepping back] “Why do you think I’ve been letting trail behind me for the past few nights? I’m well aware that you’ve been looking at my flank the whole time.”
Me: “But…you aren’t mad?”
Hurricane: “Mad? [scoffs] Annoyed that you didn’t make any moves, but no.”
Me: “So…does this mean…? [Hurricane whacks me on the head] Oof!”
Hurricane: “Yes, idiot. We’re together now. Now get over here.”
[grabs me and kisses on the lips]
Actually, the Journal of the Two Sisters was written by Amy Keating Rogers. I usually don’t know how to spell that, but I have the book right in front of me. :P
You need help with that, I’m at your command.
~STL
artist:ambris -> Watch
@Ambris
Ah, I see it now.
Personally, I believe those should count as Extended Universe or non-canon until the people running the show, the comics, the TCG and the toys get their shit together and stop contradicting each other.
The real one.
You mean the in-universe book, or the real file book?
Presumably that changes nothing about dat ass.
*sees jiggly butt*
I can’t! *passes out*
“Good. Now stand at attention.”
“Oh, I believe I already am…”