@Background Pony #E60D
Yup, foundation breed from ungratefulness sure bound to be dystopian nation.

Sounds like ‘MERICA!

Yay Markiplier references!

@Background Pony #31B9  
for some reason I have a feeling of accomplishment

@Background Pony #4D38  
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the winner of today’s “All Around Dumbest Comment” award.

…“that is American. That is the American way. We have always taught our children straight from birth, ‘Fuck You! And just fuck all of y’all, and go to hell, and let’s see how badly we can screw up the entire world.’ So anyway, we landed on the shores of New Jersey, and these swole native Americans came out and they were like, ‘Sup nerds, nice belts on your hats’, and we were all, ‘I don’t much care for you. Mmmmh, I don’t think we’re going to get along – Oh no, we’re starving!,’ and then they were like,‘You need some protein bruh, here, take this fish and this corn thing,’ and we were like, ‘Oh, this is awesome! You guys are amazing. Hey, can we have all this country?,’ and the swole native Americans were like, ‘I dunno, that doesn’t seem very fair to us.,’ and then they go off on their business, and we were like, ‘We gotta get rid of these guys because we’re suddenly turning into giant assholes.’ And then we decide, ‘Oh, we could cooperate, you, you might need something from us, we might need something from you,’ and they were like, ‘Maybe we need more sweat towels for our massive workouts, cuz native Americans are so amazingly awesome,’ and they are, but we were like, ‘Oh, oh oh yeah, yeah sure - Hey, uh, Smallpox Larry? Got a few spare blankets so we could-’  
AND THEN WE KILLED THEM ALL. And we killed them all, and that’s how we started our tradition of Fuck You, and then, then we were totally dickbags, Americans founded their entire nation on killing people, and taking their stuff, and that’s the history of America.  
That is literally all I got for this episode.”
 
I felt a need to finish the lesson.

@Background Pony #31B9  
you want to tax us with out our say, our voice well FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
that is as basic as you can get while still being 100% accurate.

@alidan  
There was just a little more to it than that.

honestly… this is shockingly accurate. think of how many british colonies didn’t fight back… we literally were founded on fuck you.

A wild Braviary appeared!

BaneSwg  
Midwest, I’m a nomad there

You can’t not read it in Mark’s voice.

Welcome to ’MURICA!

@Millennial Dan  
Cool.

BaneSwg  
Same. The sunny Southwest, to be more exact.

@Millennial Dan  
The US of A. You?

BaneSwg  
If I knew, I wouldn’t have asked.

@Millennial Dan  
You know where I come from. Where do you come from?

BaneSwg  
So where do you come from?

Oh I just love it when people make fun of America. Just makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Die heathen! Oh was that out loud?

@Xuncu  
I really dislike that.

’Murica.

How did Lyra get my eighth grade American History midterm paper? That’s private! This is plagiarism! I’ll sue!

@Aeternis Tenebris  
If he’s anything like this, then not at all.

We Americans take pri… oh who an I kidding.