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Background Pony #5F36
Oh wow. I came across this page at random and am literally laughing out loud at how over the top this is. I’m going to have to check out the rest of this now.
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Wallet After Summer Sale -

…and on top, one of the only two females accepted into the guard was criminally stupid, and the other lacked in assertiveness.
 
The only one at fault here is the saboteur who decided that of all the mares it was Candle Light who was fit to be a guard.
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Background Pony #9DA5
As bad as this is I really want to keep reading it. It’s like a train wreck
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Background Pony #0131
So there wasn’t a single female guard for about 1.000 years until Twilight Velvet and Candle Light (?) came along? What are the chances?
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Urishima
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@Starswirl  
No matter the reason, it’s still bullshit AND poorly written.  
Kind of shocking hat people over on dA even APPLAUD this shit. I find it unintentionaly funny at best.
 
Actually, it is quite hillarious.
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And for this reason, females can’t be Royal Guards. Becuase they’re pregnant all the time. Like 24/7. It’s really quite annoying.
 
I’m sorry, that was uncalled for. The comic will probably give a better reason than the stupid one I gave above.
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Urishima
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Oh god, this makes my brain hurt.
 
THAT’S WHY FEMALE SOLDIERS WHO ARE PREGNANT GET LEAVE AND DON’T GET DEPLOYED, GENIOUS!
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Can't we all get along?
@Background Pony #78CE  
Good point. Why would she a) choose to go through the dangerous route, b) be the one to fight the green guy and c) choose to serve as a royal guard in the first place if she were preggers?
 
Next comic: “SHE ALSO HAD AMNESIA! AND THE BABY WAS NIGHT-LIGHTS! AND TWILIGHT IS THAT BABY FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!” [/Fringe references]
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Background Pony #3805
DUN DUN DUN!
 
Not trying to be a dick here, but this reads like a bad soap opera.
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