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No don’t look the hips! its like looking at the ark of the covenant!
Flat writing.
(eyes swirl hypnotized, starts drooling)
Your wish is my command…
THOSE HIPS
Moving on.
“Nitpicker?” Kid, you still have some placenta stuck behind your hears. When you’ll be a Grand Wizzard like me, you’ll understand.
Yes, high school, I meant. Nitpicker.
Graduated high school you mean?
I graduated High School in 1993, kid. At 16yo. Then went to live on my own. Pokemon began when I already was a 20-something year old adult. And now, the litte kid who was born the year I graduated can now legally drink everywhere, drive a car, carry a gun, and go to the stripper bar. I feel so old…
Also, I’ve graduated in 2007…so…
Oh, right, can’t have that. Hmm…we’ll have to get back to you on when you can hypnotize us all, for not at all malevolent purposes. There are certain rules and procedures to this, you know.
Actually, I have Western Civilization after lunch.
Yeah, wait until AFTER lunch, THEN proceed with the brainwashing by hip-swaying/catchy musical numbers.
Aye, aye, aye, your hips hypnotize.
But why, aye, aye, are you bad, in disguise?
Whoa, whoa, whoa why do you show
Su-ah-uch an evil glow?
~♫