@Kharn The Generally Swell Guy
WHAT?!!! CURSE YOU TABLETOP GAME SYSTEMS!…I guess I’ll just sick a daemon on you or something…Oh darn, I don’t have any sacrifices…..Mind dying for a noble cause?
@Kharn The Generally Swell Guy teleports Oh yeah…Forgot about the pistol….I’m surprised you know how to work that thing, to be honest, but oh well. forms a warp-blade I doubt you can hit me. teleports again
@Kharn The Generally Swell Guy
And I’m oh so scared of a axe wielding moron with such a low vocabulary. What are you going to do? Try to whack off my head from all the way over there?
@Kharn The Generally Swell Guy
HA! The blessings of a savage hold nothing in comparison to the great schemer! Back down, lest I rip your soul to shreds and send them screaming into the warp.
Because really, exterminatus is the only answer now.
ARGH! THAT”S IT! uses enough power to summon a Screamer ATTACK! KILL IN THE NAME OF CHAOS!
proceeds to once again pass ludicrous 2+ deny the witch
I SHALL SMITE YOU, BARBARIAN! tries to teleport again with two warp-blades
Say that after you fail your invulnerable save.
….No? But don’t worry, tis but a scratch on the follower of best god.
How about no and I just hit you with this strength 7/ AP 2 chainaxe that always hits on 2+, instead? Doesn’t that sound like more fun?
WHAT?!!! CURSE YOU TABLETOP GAME SYSTEMS!…I guess I’ll just sick a daemon on you or something…Oh darn, I don’t have any sacrifices…..Mind dying for a noble cause?
Damn! Oh wait…pulls out dice. rolls a six. Witch has been denied
teleports Oh yeah…Forgot about the pistol….I’m surprised you know how to work that thing, to be honest, but oh well. forms a warp-blade I doubt you can hit me. teleports again
…shoots with plasma pistol
And I’m oh so scared of a axe wielding moron with such a low vocabulary. What are you going to do? Try to whack off my head from all the way over there?
Oooh! I’m sooooooo scared of the one who hides behind others more powerful than he while tossing namby pamby spells around!
HA! The blessings of a savage hold nothing in comparison to the great schemer! Back down, lest I rip your soul to shreds and send them screaming into the warp.
shrugs off pathetic magic Blessing of the Blood God, witch.
smites him with warp powers I forsaw your inevitable portrayal, you weak minded fool.
……A ha ha haaaaaaaaa-pulls out plasma pistol MAIM! KILL! BURN!!!!!
of chaos.
metatarsals for the metatarsal ash tray!
To quote the legendary Alfa Legion chat: What the fuck is going on here?
Tibulas for the tibula coffee table! Pelvis for the pelvis bookshelf!