Imagine what would happen if dusk picked rarity
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Spike: you bastard! I thought you were my brother!
Dusk shine: hoes before bros bitch
Spike: that’s not even how the saying goes! lungs at him
Dusk shine: AAAAAHHH!! SHES MINE YOU LITTLE SCROTUM!!||
“Twilight Sparkle was never born. As a mare, anyway. Instead, this story stars the young colt Dusk Shine, personal protégé of Celestia, asocial bookworm, and (unknownst to him) super-cute pretty boy.
When Celestia sends Dusk Shine to Ponyville, all he wants to do is prepare for Nightmare Moon’s return. But when five certain mares each develop a massive crush on Dusk, he’ll have more on his plate than Twilight ever did.”
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Spike: you bastard! I thought you were my brother!
Dusk shine: hoes before bros bitch
Spike: that’s not even how the saying goes! lungs at him
Dusk shine: AAAAAHHH!! SHES MINE YOU LITTLE SCROTUM!!||
I am Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite fanfiction on the Citadel.
Also, Trixie lives with him now :3c
*goes to read it*
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Dusk Shine: I NEED AN ADULT!!!
ok, that’s it, this fanfic rocks, buck everything else!
“Twilight Sparkle was never born. As a mare, anyway. Instead, this story stars the young colt Dusk Shine, personal protégé of Celestia, asocial bookworm, and (unknownst to him) super-cute pretty boy.
When Celestia sends Dusk Shine to Ponyville, all he wants to do is prepare for Nightmare Moon’s return. But when five certain mares each develop a massive crush on Dusk, he’ll have more on his plate than Twilight ever did.”