It blinks and closes

And then it blinks

@Chimaera S12  
I have a feeling you may be a bit obsessed with cars.
 
I think they’d drive whatever’s affordable to them…
 
 
@Background Pony #9650  

 
Sounds like an awesome quote from somewhere. Where from?
 
 
@DanielTepesKraus  

 
Why would it be better to be insulted? “Only a fool takes offense where none is intended. Only an even greater fool takes offense where it was intended.”

@Poptard  
I got one:
 
if ponies were able to drive(not that they do), here’s what I’m thinking about:
 
pegasi- Japanese imports  
unicorns- European supercars  
Earth ponies- American muscle cars

@Cirrus Light  
THEY’RE ALL BURNING

Erm. I don’t quite see the connection between the cause and effect. Explanation please?

…Or because she is very girly and likes looking fake.

@Cyborg_pony  
Nah, it’s some older stuff.

That seems like a big jump.

No, she lost it in the war. :p
 
“Mmmm, another successful scouting mission…”

And then she said, “well, I’ll keep an eye out for you”!

Cat-food back again, this time taking the piss out of Diverse-MLP-headcanon?

Oh, hey, I remember this.
 
See? Right here:

Wow, this isn’t so bad of a headcanon.

Poor rarity.. I feel so bad for her.. I mean just look at her face, that is just pure sadness.

@Albus Fahrenheits  
@Mayojar77
 
It’s just what you’ve got to do. I’m not saying you have to make a joke of bad things, but you’ve just got to accept them and roll with them, and I’ve always been the kind of guy who makes jokes out of things. Moping won’t help anything.
 
Unless there was a Mope Genie who would heal my eye if I did enough moping to appease him, but I think it’s a fair assumption that such a thing does not exist.

@DanielTepesKraus  
You, sir, are a walking riot.

@DanielTepesKraus  
Making the most out of a bad situation.  
They say in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

@Albus Fahrenheits  
I’ve tried, but I can’t hold a straight face for much longer than about a second.
 
I’ve long-since turned it into a huge joke so most anything missing-eye related makes me grin. Hell, I used to stash postage stamps under it (back when you still had to lick them) before going to drop off letters. The postage man would offer to sell me stamps and I’d be like “Got it covered” as I nonchalantly pulled it from beneath my patch.
 
Then there was the time I fell asleep on the couch and my son stuck a googly eye to my patch, and I ultimately did all my errands downtown (close to an hours worth) in public before I found it.
 
Or if anyone asks if I’ve seen something/someone and I’ll say “No, but I’m keeping an eye out” and tap the patch.

@DanielTepesKraus  
Ever tried acting serious and glaring at anyone then burst into laughter just to mess them up?

@Albus Fahrenheits  
I go full eyepatch just to watch people be all like “oh noes he must be a criminal or something”, ‘cept it doesn’t work too well since I live in a fairly small town and most people know better.

@DanielTepesKraus  
Eye’s still there, just not working. Cover it up with bandannas from time to time.

@Albus Fahrenheits  
That’s rough, buddy. Do you go full Snake Plissken or do you have a false eye?

@DanielTepesKraus  
Traffic accident, six years old, Right optical nerve is damaged beyond repair.