“Hate to burst your bubble Suri, but there’s nobody to get your signal. I had your boys taken care of when I saved my friends.
You have … someone who I am not too happy about you kidnapping. You’re going to let Rarity go, right now, and you have fifteen minutes.”
“Who is this?”
“Just a little dragon who broke into your shop, with a few buffalo buddies from Appaloosa.
You’re going to let Rarity go, and you’re not gonna touch a single hair on her head.
If she’s not released in ten minutes, I will burn every scrap of cloth, eat every precious gem, and let my buffalo friends smear every inch of this place with their diarrhea.
So what’s it gonna be? Either Rarity goes free or I turn this shop into one big shitreeking fireball!?”
Suri: on the other end “Oh, I would let Rarity and Coco go even if I had the chance… and my car keys.”
Spike: “Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker.” hangs up
Spike: “Bravo India Tango Charlie Hotel, over”
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Suri Polomare: “Didn’t your folks teach you polite speech, over”
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Spike: “Never had parents my whole life, but didn’t yours teach you respect, generosity and humility? You’ve had your last warnings, over and out”
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Suri Polomare: “Darn that baby dragon and his wild beasts. I should have had Rarity’s head displayed to everypony in Manehattan, and show the fashion world that I’m the best in the business.”
I remember that song!