Yes, Master. I am your rock now.  
begins to drool

I am a rock, I am an island.

Five Nights at Maud’s

Ok :)
 
@OptimusPrimevil
 
you won Internet!

maud is jesus christ?!!

You know, Kristen Stewart could play a great live action Maud.

Havel will be your rock.

RockPeter: Yabba-Dabba-hehehehehehe  
RockLois: RockPeter… [canned laughter]  
RockPeter: Yes RockLois?  
RockLois: That was wonderful rocksex we had last rocknight. [canned laughter]  
RockPeter: Yes, I enjoyed rocking you up the rock last night. [canned laughter]  
RockLois: I know; I’m glad you wore that rock ring. [canned laughter]  
RockPeter: But we still always wear a “rockphilactic”.  
RockFrog: I’m “ribbited” for your pleasure. [drawn out musical cue]  
Stewie: Hey Brian; Want to get the “rock” out of here?  
Brian: “Rock” yeah.

Live long, and prosper. my dear Maud