Even as girl they’re still a complete moron

Let’s get down to business  
To defeat the Huns.  
Did they send me daughters  
When I asked for sons?
 
You’re the saddest bunch I ever met  
But you can bet before we’re through  
Mister, I’ll make a man  
Out of you.
 
Tranquil as a forest  
But on fire within.  
Once you find your center  
You are sure to win.
 
You’re a spineless, pale pathetic lot  
And you haven’t got a clue.  
Somehow I’ll make a man  
Out of you.
 
Chien-po: I’m never gonna catch my breath  
Yao: Say goodbye to those who knew me  
Ling: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym  
Mushu: This guy’s got them scared to death  
Mulan: Hope he doesn’t see right through me  
Chien-po: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
 
[men] BE A MAN  
We must be swift as a coursing river  
[men] BE A MAN  
With all the force of a great typhoon  
[men] BE A MAN  
With all the strength of a raging fire  
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
 
Time is racing toward us  
‘til the Huns arrive.  
Heed my every order  
And you might survive.
 
You’re unsuited for the rage of war  
So pack up, go home you’re through  
How could I make a man  
Out of you?
 
[men] BE A MAN  
We must be swift as a coursing river  
[men] BE A MAN  
With all the force of a great typhoon  
[men] BE A MAN  
With all the strength of a raging fire  
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
 
[everyone]BE A MAN  
We must be swift as a coursing river  
BE A MAN  
With all the force of a great typhoon  
BE A MAN  
With all the strength of a raging fire  
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon  
Hoo-ah!

It was a nice try.

best part a mulan btw

Sweetie belle’s line never fails

Ha shiny left the toilet seat up. bet he’s fallen in before.

^Mulan

Mulan , Sixty Four.
 
Also: Ha ha! You’re not a real stallion, Shining!

What is that song from?

it doesn’t matter, you being a mare only makes it more awesome